Politics and Puns and Whatever Else Comes To Mind

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itsmamrie:

cows today: 4/20 graze it
sandwiches today: 4/20 mayonnaise it
donut shops today: 4/20 glaze it
potato chips today: 4/20 lays it
cars today: 4/20 chevrolets it
artists today: 4/20 monet’s it
homosexuals today: 4/20 gays it
ice cream today: 4/20 parfaits it
traffic today: 4/20 delays it
sports tv…

(via mydrunkkitchen)

You can’t say “I don’t do politics”, because silence is a political statement.

—Tariq Ramadan (via shandog)

(Source: uniteforpalestine, via upworthy)

jtotheizzoe:

generalelectric:

If Earth’s water were drained into a single drop, it would measure about 950 miles in diameter. Roughly three percent is fresh water, and just one-third of that is easily accessible. Meeting the growing need for water is a critical challenge. Many countries rely on desalination to produce fresh water, but current techniques are typically energy-intensive, using enough energy globally to power nearly seven million homes. 

GE you put that water back right now, you hear me? We need that.

jtotheizzoe:

generalelectric:

If Earth’s water were drained into a single drop, it would measure about 950 miles in diameter. Roughly three percent is fresh water, and just one-third of that is easily accessible. Meeting the growing need for water is a critical challenge. Many countries rely on desalination to produce fresh water, but current techniques are typically energy-intensive, using enough energy globally to power nearly seven million homes. 

GE you put that water back right now, you hear me? We need that.

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